thefemaleofspecies:

Comments under popular tweets on twitter :

• “Damn this blowed up while yall are here follow me on ig and stream this song”
• “Omg your famous dont forget your best friends bc of your popularity jgjgh”
• Gif of some kpop artist doing something which isnt relevant to the tweet at all
• “Omg what did you type to get this gif???”
• “Omg This famous person liked/Retweeted this”

Comments under popular posts on tumblr :

• “OP is a sneeze fetish blog who draws Grinch x Garfield hentai and smut”
• “HEY MOTHERFUCKRES LISTEN UP AND BUCKLE UP TUMBLYPOOS I HAVE A PHD IN THIS TOPIC AND IM GONNA WRITE A 5PAGE ESSAY ABOUT THIS IN THE COMMENTS”
• “Why do you hate komedakins OP”
• Like 3 fuckers roleplaying without caring that this is someone else’s post and everyone can see their comments
• “Click HERE to have fat NASTY FUCK with mary”
• Omg this is JUST like how my markiplier milking mutuals are like :33"